Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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