How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I will be naked everywhere
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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