Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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