Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
they need to just BURY HIM!
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
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