you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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