Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
He better not be in your backpack
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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