Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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