I cannot find my penis.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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