When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
We are all done wearing pants today
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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