omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Less talking, more tequila
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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