But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
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