i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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