i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Floor bacon is actually really good
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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