whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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