Are we in a gay sports bar?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Houston, we have a squirter
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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