tell your sister to shave her snatch
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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