I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Randomize
