Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
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