I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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