i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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