their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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