at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
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