I love black thongs
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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