It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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