This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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