I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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