Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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