Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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