Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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