How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I feel like abortions should bother me more
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
We have so much sex to catch up on
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
