So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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