Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Randomize
