i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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