Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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