I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Sext me about skeletons
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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