I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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