An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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