I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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