The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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