But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
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