Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
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