Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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