I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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