C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I puked a lego.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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