SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Come see our sink grown plant.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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