I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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