WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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