I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
