Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Randomize
