i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Randomize
