She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
it was like eating out sand paper
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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