I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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