i just identified you from a description of your pipe
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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