I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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