Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
my poor anus
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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