i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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