at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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